“Would Cause Mr. Whippy to Shed a Tear”
Hot on the heels of its brief UK theatrical run (when it garnered pretty much universal poor reviews), writer-director Eli Roth’s latest movie is getting a Blu-ray, DVD and Digital release from Studio Canal.
One day an ice-cream van turns up in the small American town of Bayleen. Its vendor, who never speaks, serves all the children ice-cream which causes them to become super-strong maniacs who proceed to kill all the adults in the town with whatever they have to hand.
And that’s pretty much it for the plot of ICE CREAM MAN, a film that frequently feels like one of those terrible Stephen King adaptations where Mr King wrote a five page short story that someone thought they could turn into a 90 minute (or in this case 86 minute) feature. First the positives - if you are looking for a film filled with absurd over-the-top gory kills, many of them based around the schoolroom or playground, then you will have a whale of a time. Also the theme tune the ice cream van plays is quite fun and we get a couple of decent scary variations of it.
As for the negatives - the writing is lazy (the ice cream man’s back story is so slapdash and perfunctory that the script doesn’t even grant him the dignity of a name) and the direction is sloppy, missing numerous opportunities to make the film more suspenseful and just downright scary. Dialogue, especially in the opening act, has been written by someone who likely thinks they are being very funny. That feeling is misjudged. Instead a lot of what we hear conveys to us that the characters uttering it are awful people undeserving of audience sympathy. The climax is contrived and while it's likely intended to deliver a shocker of a twist, instead it all comes across as very silly indeed. All this means that ICE CREAM MAN is quite possibly the worst film so far from the man who gave us THE GREEN INFERNO and BORDERLANDS.
Extras include a commentary track with Roth and co-writer Noah Belson which it could be argued is more engrossing than the actual film, as well as five featurettes (Back Story, Kidpocalypse, Working with Eli Roth, Ice Cream Truck and Working with Kids) which all last between two and three minutes, and four behind the scenes segments lasting 12 minutes in total.
Eli Roth’s THE ICE CREAM MAN is out from Studio Canal on Blu-ray, DVD and Digital on Monday 26th October 2026
































