Monday, 22 June 2026

The Morrigan (2026)

“Reminiscent of Late 1980s Italian Horror”


That is not a recommendation by the way, unless you are a fan of a very particular type of exploitation cinema. Marcello Avallone’s SPECTERS (1987), the films Lucio Fulci made when he wasn’t very well, and pretty much the entire oeuvre of Claudio Fragasso (MONSTER DOG, TROLL 2) will all occur to fans of a certain age if they watch THE MORRIGAN, a film filled with non-sequiturs, name actors uttering nonsensical dialogue, and a complete lack of understanding of how radios and telephones work.


Archaeologist Fiona Scott (Saffron Burrows) wants to go to a remote island off the coast of Ireland to excavate the site where she believes The Morrigan is buried. Folklore suggests it’s an ancient and powerful demon but she thinks it’s probably just a powerful female chieftain who got a bad press. She gets to go but because of The Patriarchy her horrible boss Dr Jonathan (Jonathan Forbes) gets to lead the expedition.


To cheer herself up Fiona takes her whiny, petulant, vodka-swilling recently-expelled reprobate of a teenaged daughter Lily (Emily Flain) with her to a place with no internet or mobile phone signal. But it does have priest James Cosmo who can be contacted by radio (although he answers the phone when contacted which suggests some novel wiring, or possibly editing) as well as hotel owner Toby Stephens.


The excavations proceed! They dig a tiny tunnel. Fiona crawls to its end. The tunnel collapses. Fiona finds herself in a cavern with a sarcophagus, In the next scene this extremely heavy-looking object that could not possibly fit down a tiny Saffron Burrows-sized tunnel is back at the hotel. Lily opens it, turns into a monster and goes on the rampage.


THE MORRIGAN wastes a bunch of good actors and some decent locations. Credit is due to Emily Flain who really lets rip with her transformation into the title creature, but overall the execution is all too ramshackle, careless and clumsy, making you think of a bad Jess Franco film in its ‘couldn’t be bothered’ lack of attention to things that repeatedly draw you out of the action. One only for obsessive fans of the leads, and those of us who have to watch everything. Here’s a trailer to help you make up your mind if you want to:



THE MORRIGAN is out on Digital from Thunderbird Releasing on Monday 29th June 2026

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